Karl Stennienibarra
Budget airline Ryanair has announced a new one-way route out of Malta to ‘I don’t care just get me out of here’.
The airline said it was catering to the growing number of people who wanted to permanently escape Malta’s traffic, overcrowding, pollution and general incompetence.
When people choose the ‘Get me out of here’ option, pictured below, they will be put on a one-way flight from Malta to a random location that Ryanair flies to.
“While the temptation to leave Malta and never to come back is very understandable, we advice people to think very carefully before choosing this option,” a spokesperson for the airline said.
“True, you could end up relocating somewhere nice like Madrid or Geneva. But you could also end up in Luxembourg.”
The spokesperson also said that, for an extra 100 euro, departing passengers could opt to have the pilot draw a giant middle finger in the skies above the island.
Tourism Minister Konrad Mizzi welcomed the new route.
“I can’t wait for all the people who constantly moan about corruption to fuck off forever,”, a visibly ecstatic Mr Mizzi said.
Ryanair will also be launching the route from the UK after Brexit.
