A Maltese grandma has unlocked an upgraded fly swatter after going on a kill-streak that fellow nannas are calling ‘savage AF’.
The grandma, 76-year-old Salvina Grech, completed the achievement earlier this afternoon at her home in Rabat.
“I was sat in the kitchen listening to the rosary on Radju Marija, when this fly buzzes in and lands on the table like it owns the place. So, while being careful to keep eye contact with this noob, I slowly reach for my swatter like Clint Eastwood, and then BAM! owned.”
Grech added that she spotted two other flies circling in the hallway.
“I’m no camper, so instead of hiding and letting them come to me, I snuck from cover to cover and took them out as soon as they landed.
“By that time the blood lust was upon me, so I went full berserker mode and went through entire house room by room, picking off the little bastards like a Soviet sniper in World War 2.
By the end of her killing spree, Grech had dispatched 20 flies, which triggered the new swatter to appear in the glass display cabinet in her salott.
“I was in such a frenzy that I didn’t even realise at first,” she said of the upgraded titanium swatter with laser sights and improved grip.
“I bet I could even take down a cockroach with this,” she said while waving the swatter in the air like a katana.
The kill streak came as no surprise to Salvina’s tombla crew.
“We don’t call Salvina ‘The Cobra’ for nothing. I’ve seen her 360 no-scope five flies at the same time. But this kill streak was savage AF,” her friend Rita told Bis-Serjetà.
“It won’t be long until she unlocks the Pif Paf grenade,” another friend, Doris, said enviously.
