Prime Minister Robert Abela sent text messages to Bernard Grech’s urologist asking about the size of the Opposition Leader’s penis, according to a source.
The news comes a day after The Sunday Times reported that the phone of the head of the Inland Revenue Department – who was recently questioned at length by police – contains messages from Abela, who asked for Grech’s income tax details.
“About a month ago, Abela started sending messages to Grech’s urologist, asking for details on his member of parliament, so to speak – length, girth, size of testicles, and whether he had any erectile dysfunction issues,” the source said.
It is unclear what the Prime Minister intended to do with this information if it proved to be less than flattering, although the source suggested that Grech’s measurements would be passed on to Karl Stagno Navarra, who would then make subtle references to them on his show, Pjazza.
“It’s also worth pointing out that there are rumours Abela’s use of steroids during his years as a bodybuilder has left his own gear resembling a prawn between two raisins.”
The source added that while Grech’s doctor was initially reluctant to disclose such confidential information, he eventually caved so that Abela would leave him alone.
“Turns out he’s average down to the last decimal point.”
