Robert Musumeci has announced he will open a finishing school to teach young Maltese women the social graces needed to be perfect female members of parliament.
The lawyer, architect and government cuntsultant made the announcement after coming under fire for a Facebook post in which he suggested prospective female MPs should be pleasant and unpretentious.
“The negative reactions to my post are proof of just how far behind we are when it comes to what behaviour we expect from female politicians. So I’ll be using my six degrees – one of them a PhD – to open The Robert Musumeci, Robert Musumeci, Robert Musumeci, Robert Musumeci and Robert Musumeci School For Nice And Unassuming Girls,” Robert Musumeci wrote on Facebook.
Musumeci said he would personally be teaching his future students – women aged between 18 and 25 – how to be dainty, delightful, and not worry their pretty little heads about having strong opinions or integrity.
“There will also be classes on how to make coffee for the men while they discuss important things, as well as smiling, giggling and how not to be an annoying banshee like Roberta Metsola.”
The lawchitect added that, once the girls had mastered being sweet and docile, they could move on to other more advanced subjects.
“By this I mean how to screw the system for your own benefit, and millionaires for €50,000.
The school will be built on 43,303 square metres of ODZ land in Baħrija.
