The Cana Movement has updated its marriage preparation course to include a guide to rimming, or anal licking.
The course, known colloquially as ‘il-kors ta’ Kana’, is mandatory for all couples seeking to get married in church, and consists of 10 weekly talks and workshops about all aspects of married life.
“We teach couples that marriage entails many sacrifices. But it also comes with lots of rewards, and one of those rewards is the act of eating ass,” said Cana Movement president Brian Vella, who joined the Catholic organisation earlier this year after retiring from his job as a producer in the adult film industry in the US.
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