A stupid tourist is thinking of taking a dip in the sea today.
Absolute cretin Max Bekloppt, a 23-year-old German national and weak swimmer at best, is currently standing on a jetty in Buġibba contemplating whether or not to dive in.
“Today seems like a great day to go for a swim,” the dumbass said as waves battered the shore.
“There’s no sea where I live in Germany, and I’m only here for a few days, so I want to swim as much as I can,” said the shit-for-brains as Force 7 winds ruffled his hair.
Having finally decided to jump, Bekloppt then weighed up whether to stay in shallow water and smash his stupid face against the rocks, or attempt to swim out and need to be rescued by the AFM.
“You only live once, you know?” said the dim-witted tourist, whose possible – some might say deserved – death by drowning would raise the world’s average IQ.
