Following yesterday morning’s protest against the Central Link Project, the government’s troll factory has been working overtime to churn out and spread soundbites that mock, discredit and tarnish the demonstration and those who attended.
Admittedly, we here at Bis-Serjetà have no idea what it’s like to constantly troll people with ridiculous stories and absurd arguments. But we assume it must be tiring work, so we’d like to lend the government a helping hand with a few suggestions of our own. You’re welcome, Castille!
1. “They say they want to protect trees but then they climb on them!!!!!”
Would people who really love trees disrespect them like this? Don’t they know that trees feel pain? And that kid is wearing a blue t-shirt. Was he paid by Simon Busuttil to climb up there???
2. “Where were you in 3,600 BC when they cut down trees to build Haġar Qim?????”
Konrad Mizzi was there. Why weren’t you?
3. “I hope these people are giving up oxygen since they say they want more of it in the atmosphere!!!!!!!”
Hopefully they’ll take this one to heart and suffocate themselves to death.
4. “Will they tell us how many ants were stepped on during the protest????”
Because you’ve always cared about the welfare of ants.
5. The Nazis were environmentalists so these people will end up gassing Jews at some point!!!!!
When in doubt, always compare your opponents to Hitler.
