Fascists are bad, God has confirmed.
The Almighty was speaking at a press conference in Malta, after local Catholic priest Fr David Muscat attended and spoke at the birthday celebrations of Imperium Europa leader Norman Lowell.
“I can’t believe I have to say this, but fascists are bad, OK?” The Almighty said.
“I know I created everything so that means I also created fascists. My bad. But that doesn’t mean you should go to their birthday parties, especially if you’re a goddamn priest,” the Lord continued.
He added that fascists were bad mainly because of all the hating and killing people who weren’t like them.
“You can write all the rambling opinion pieces you want. You can say you only agree with some of that nut job’s beliefs. Hell, I don’t care if his birthday cake was delicious, not least because it was almost definitely in the shape of a swastika. You just don’t go to fascists’ birthday parties, for My sake.”
God went on to ask whether Fr Muscat had missed the part where He sent his only son down to earth to preach peace among men.
The Lord also confirmed that festa fireworks with Nazi-esque colours and insignia were “a bit iffy.”
“I mean, you know what pierced through the Mosta dome in ’42, right? It’s a good thing I had nothing better to do that day and defused the thing before it landed.”
