The ghosts of Karin Grech and Raymond Caruana have asked Labour ministers to stop using their names to score political points.
15-year-old Karin Grech was murdered by a letterbomb in 1977, while Raymond Caruana was killed in a drive-by shooting in 1986. Both murders were politically motivated, but remain unsolved.
While being questioned by journalists this morning, several ministers and parliamentary secretaries commented that the government should be credited for making sure the perpetrators of Daphne Caruana Galizia’s murder were brought to justice, as opposed to those of the two murders mentioned above.
However, in a joint statement from heaven, Grech and Caruana asked to be left in peace.
“Please leave us the fuck out of your games. You don’t really care about us, and are only mentioning us to further your own agendas.
“Besides, when you bring us up collectively together with Daphne, it diminishes us as individuals, like some kind of three-for-one murder offer at Lidl.
“Anyway, we have to go now. Daphne and Mintoff are about to have their daily boxing match and we have front row seats.”
Meanwhile, the ghost of Lorry Sant has confirmed that all this strife is his doing.
“Long have I waited, and now…you’re coming together,” he said, presumably referring to both Labour and PN’s toxic relationship with big business.
