The Planning Authority has set itself the objective of destroying the entire country by the end of 2020.
The PA has had a busy start to the year, with the authority already giving its seal of approval to several controversial building projects, while also turning a blind eye to continued illegalities in Wied Qirda.
“2019 year was a great year for destruction. But if we’re going to completely annihilate the country, as is our destiny, we really need to ramp things up over the next 12 months,” said PA chairman Darth Vader, who replaced Johann Buttigieg last October.
Vader said that, by December, he hoped there wouldn’t be an inch of either rural or urban Malta that wasn’t scarred beyond recognition.
“More built up valleys, more villas in pristine countryside, more hotels, more roads, more petrol stations, more tower cranes, more towsncapes disfigured by mismatched and ugly buildings, more ERA recommendations ignored, more money in the pockets of a few developers. More, more, more.”
Vader also announced that he had chosen PA board member Elizabeth Ellul as his apprentice.
“Together we will finally turn Malta into the new Dubai.”
