Karl Stennienibarra
A speed camera has spoken of its amusement when it sees over-speeding drivers slow down just before they pass by it.
“It cracks me up the way people try and trick me into thinking they’re responsible drivers by suddenly going from 90 to 55 kmph, said the speed camera located on the University side of the Birkirkara bypass.
“Guess what dumbfucks – I have peripheral vision, so I can see you doing your best Lewis Hamilton impression in your shitty little Vitz from a mile off.
“Sure, you may not receive a fine now, but one day I’m going to hand over all my footage of you to the police. I hope they film it when they come kick your door down, so I can see the look on your faces,” the camera said.
The speed camera also said it was jealous of its colleague on the St Paul’s Bay bypass.
“That guy’s seen some Fast And The Furious-level shit,” it said.
