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Woman begins dating exact same type of man she just broke up with

A woman has started dating a man who is very similar to the one she broke up with last week.

The woman, 27-year-old Lara Scicluna, began dating the new man at 3pm this afternoon, when she went out for a late lunch with him in Valletta.

“I think this one’s a keeper you know,” Scicluna told Bis-Serjetà while the new man went to the bathroom.

“He’s charming, ambitious and passionate. He’s also got this ‘couldn’t give a damn’ attitude that I find really sexy. And I’m sure he’ll treat me right.”

Scicluna said she broke up with her last boyfriend, who is roughly the same age as the new man, because he turned out to be abusive and manipulative, often doing things behind her back and then denying it.

When it was pointed out to her that she had initially described that man as charming, ambitious and passionate too, Scicluna said:

“It’ll be different this time. I’m sure of it. I can’t possibly be unlucky enough to choose two shitty boyfriends in a row, right?

At the time of writing, the man had just broken a commitment he had made to Scicluna not half an hour previously.

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