The Nationalist Party would perform 42 percent better if Jason Azzopardi and David Thake just shut the fuck up forever, according to a new study.
The study was carried out by a team of researchers at the American University of Malta.
“It won’t come as a surprise to anyone that our study showed the biggest cause of PN’s poor performance is Adrian Delia. But we also found that the second biggest factor behind the party’s unpopularity is people like Jason Azzopardi and David Thake talking absolutely bollocks all the time, said Professor Imona Jetski, who led the study.
“Every time Azzopardi opens his mouth or writes something on Facebook, it’s either a conspiracy theory, conjecture, or obviously false. If talking shit was an Olympic sport, his neck would be so weighed down with medals he wouldn’t be able to stand up straight.
“As for Thake, he’s just a thoroughly dislikeable person who would make most people agree with genocide if he came out against it ,” she added.
Prof Jetski suggested that, while there was talk of renaming the Nationalist Party to increase their appeal, the party would be 42 percent more electable simply by taping over Azzopardi’s and Thake’s mouths and tying their hands together so they couldn’t type anything anymore.
