A Maltese surname has taken the lead in the first round of the American election cactuses.
The Maltese surname beat non-Maltese surnames to win the first cactus in Ayia Napa. Whichever surname has the most cactuses by July gets to compete against an orange scrotum to be the most important surname in the world.
Many people in Malta were happy for the Maltese surname.
“I am very glad that the Maltese surname won because he has a Maltese surname, like me. I hope he continues to win cactuses,” one man in Malta said.
“I think the surname will be a great most-important-surname, even though I don’t know anything else about it,” agreed a woman.
Despite the Maltese surname’s popularity in Malta, not all Maltese people support him.
“I prefer the orange scrotum because he makes the snowflakes cry,” said one man.
“The Maltese surname is in favour of abortion!” said a woman who believes selected parts of a 2,000-year-old book.
