A new dickhead has been added to the country’s collection of dickheads.
The dickhead narrowly won a race to replace an outgoing dickhead who went to join some other dickheads in Brussels.
“I would like to thank the cunts who voted for me and promise to represent their interests in the dickhead collection,” said the dickhead, who can often be heard spouting his dickhead views on the radio.
The dickhead refused to comment on suggestions he would use his new seat to get rid of another dickhead.
“I’m willing to work with all dickheads, even huge, smelly, disease-riddled dickheads like the one in charge of my section of the dickhead collection,” added the dickhead.
