A soulless killjoy has expressed his dislike for fireworks.
Eric Zammit, 39, from Sliema, was speaking after various firework factories across Malta let off a short, synchronised burst of petards earlier this afternoon.
“I really hate fireworks. I don’t care if they’re part of Maltese tradition. They’re so loud and obnoxious,” the wet blanket said.
“I just fail to understand this primitive Maltese need to make as much noise as possible. These troglodytes make summer so unbearable,” the miserable git added, despite the fact that fireworks are only set off in any one town over just a few days.
“It upsets my young child, and my poor cats run under the bed whenever they go off,” continued the tedious bore, failing to mention that his son is whiny little crybaby, while also overlooking the fact that cats get startled by everything.
Zammit – who also complains on Facebook whenever a one-off event is held within earshot of his home – also spoke of his feelings of devastation when it was announced yesterday that fireworks factories would be granted a limited permit to set off pyrotechnics on feast days.
“Covid-19 may have killed thousands of people and turned the world upside down, but if it meant no more fireworks ever, I was happy for thousands more people to die,” the party pooper said.
