Earlier this afternoon, Professor Charmaine Gauci announced that today’s Covid-19 press briefing would be her last.
Like the rest of the nation, Bis-Serjetà was devastated by the news. Over the past few months, the Superintendent For Keeping The Nation’s Shit Together has been a soothing, motherly presence in an otherwise chaotic world.
But fear not, because even though she’ll no longer be on our newsfeeds every day, you can still keep Prof. Gauci close to your heart with a unique mug, available from our newly launched Bis-Serjetà merchandise shop.
The mug features an image of Holy Mother Charmaine, together with a short prayer you can say when it’s all getting a bit too overwhelming, or whenever Robert Abela opens his mouth.
“For this mug, our design team took inspiration from the Sanctuary of Our Lady Of Lourdes, who are arguably the leading players in the merchandise game, even better than Star Wars,” Bis-Serjetà God-Editor Karl Stennienibarra said.
“While we can never hope to replace Prof. Gauci herself, we’re hoping this blessed mug will go someway to easing the nation’s anxiety.”
The ‘Madre Charmaine’ mug, together with Bis-Serjetà-branded t-shirts and mugs, is available now.
