It is Thursday again, according to various reports.
Thursday is the fifth day of the week, traditionally coming after Wednesday, and before Friday. It usually occurs every seven days.
However, several eyewitnesses cast doubt on whether today could be Thursday again so soon after the previous one.
“I could have sworn the last time it was Thursday was like two days ago. It can’t be Thursday again. My phone must be broken. Either that, or Time itself is broken,” said one confused man as he left his home to go to work.
Experts offered various theories as to why it was Thursday again.
“It could be that, due to the Covid-19 pandemic and all the restrictions and social distancing that have come with it, the Universe has decided that humans no longer need seven days of the week, and has left us with only Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. I certainly haven’t experienced a Saturday in a long while,” said Professor Imona Jetski from the American University of Malta.
The revelation that it is Thursday again follows the discovery several months ago that it is already 6pm
