Adrian Delia’s remaining supporters in the Nationalist Party have said he should remain as leader because he makes an amazing cup of tea.
Delia is under mounting pressure to step down, following yet another vote of no confidence last night, this time by the PN’s executive committee.
“Some people have this image of Adrian as a stubborn man-child who probably can’t do anything for himself, but he makes the most amazing cup of tea I’ve ever had,” Delia ally Clyde Puli told Bis-Serjetà.
“I’m not the most confident person, but after I’ve had one of Adrian’s teas, I get really talkative and I feel like I can take on the world. Not even a te fit-tazza from Serkin has that effect. It’s weird because it’s more like coffee than tea,” Puli added.
“Adrian takes a regular PG Tips teabag, adds water and milk, and somehow creates something other-worldly. Why would you want to get rid of a leader who can do that? Oh, and he always also adds some sugar from a little bag in his pocket because he says Jason Azzopardi might have poisoned the Dar Ċentrali sugar,” said fellow MP David Agius.
“Comodini Cachia probably puts almond milk in her tea, and that’s not the kind of leader I want. I want a kap who makes a cup of tea with God-given cow’s milk that makes my heart race, like Adrian Delia’s magic tea does,” agreed Edwin Vassallo.
