The new strain of Covid-19 first identified in the United Kingdom has arrived in Malta, and is demanding a plate of fish and chips, as well as a pint of Stella Artois lager.
“Oi mate, got any fish & chips? And a pint of Stella as well while you’re at it,” the British variant said.
The virus then headed to a karaoke bar in Bugibba, where it sang a rendition of ‘Come On Eileen’, before getting sunburnt and complaining about immigrants.
