Bis-Serjetà is posting this job advert on behalf of the Nationalist Party.
We are looking for a diligent, capable treasurer to look after a 20 euro note, which amounts to our last remaining funds.
The ideal candidate will have experience in keeping 20 euro notes safe, either in their wallet, purse, or at home in a secure location.
Knowledge of bookkeeping, financial control, budgeting and proficiency in accounting software are not required. You just need to make sure you don’t lose the 20 euro, otherwise we’re screwed.
You must also have the ability to say no to anyone who asks you to spend the 20 euro. Seriously, it’s all we got.
Not having videos on Youtube asking how to access pornography would be a plus.
Please apply by sending your CV to wesopoor@partitnazzjonalista.com.mt, together with a cover letter explaining why we should trust you with our 20 euro note.
