Did you know Daphne Caruana Galizia was a poopy head?
That’s right. Her head was a big stinky poo, and it was very smelly. It had flies buzzing around it all the time.
Whenever she walked by, people would hold their noses and say, “Yuck! What a smelly poo head Daphne is.”
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