Opposition leader Adrian Delia has expressed his disappointment at his former treasurer’s poor taste in pornography.
Antoine Zammit, who was only appointed as PN’s treasurer last month, was forced to resign after a video surfaced of him complaining that he could no longer access pornography through IPTV.
“The Nationalist Party has higher standards of pornography than the amateurish stuff you find on IPTV,” Delia said after accepting Zammit’s resignation.
“For someone with such a vital role in the party, Antoine should have been aware that there is plenty of high quality filth available online completely for free, even stuff in 4K. No need for subscriptions or passwords or 1,2,3,4.
“I just wish he would have asked us for advice, you know. We would’ve invited him to the WhatsApp group. Jean Pierre Debono is always finding great stuff on Pornhub. He uploads his own homemade videos sometimes too. And if you want bukake, Clyde Puli is your guy. Even Simon can sort you out with some hot nun videos.”
Delia added that the next treasurer would have to pass through a more rigorous test to make sure his porn sources were at the level required by the party.
“Anyone who is paying for their porn will be disqualified immediately,” he said.
Zammit himself has so far refused to comment, saying only that he would now be focussing on getting the adults films to work again.