Fr David Muscat, the controversial priest associated with Imperium Europa, has revealed he does not follow the canonical teachings of the Catholic Church, and instead lives his life according to the Gospel of St Dickhead.
“The Gospel of St Dickhead is one of the gnostic gospels that aren’t included in the Bible. I actually found it myself while on holiday in Egypt two years ago,” Fr Muscat told Bis-Serjetà.
The renegade priest said that St Dickhead is one of Jesus’s forgotten apostle whose existence has been erased from history.
“In the gospel, St Dickhead describes his adventures with Jesus Christ. Bored of the other apostles, the pair go off on their own and join a group of radical fascist Jews. Together they have a lot of fun deliberately misinterpreting history, denigrating people with foreign-sounding names and spreading hatred against Nubians.
Fr Muscat said he would continue following the Gospel of St Dickhead even if he was rebuked by the Archbishop.
“I just can’t be arsed with all that boring ‘love thy neighbour, do unto others as you would have them do unto you’ bullshit,” he said.
