The government has told everybody to look at the electricity refunds it is giving to businesses.
“HEY! LOOK OVER HERE EVERYBODY! FREE ELECTRICITY!” economy minister Silvio Schembri yelled in Castille Square.
“OH WOW IT’S SO NICE AND FREE, AND YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY FOCUS ON IT, AND NOT ON WHAT HAPPENED IN COURT TODAY!”
Schembri then instructed passersby to “look how stripey my suit is”, before stripping off all his clothes and doing the WAP, a dance craze on Tiktok, occasionally stopping to shout ‘Joseph il-king’.
