Whoa dude, what the hell?
Did you really just click on a headline promising to tell you how to get around police roadblocks on New Year’s Eve?
What’s wrong with you? How could you be so irresponsible?
As if we’d promote ways to thwart the tireless efforts of the hardworking Malta Police Force.
Wait – you’re not planning on driving drunk, are you? That would be shameful, utterly reprehensible behaviour.
What if this was a sting operation by the police? You’ve basically just signalled your intent to commit a crime. Luckily for you, they probably aren’t on their way as we don’t live in such a dystopian authoritarian state just yet. But with people like you running around, maybe that wouldn’t be such a bad idea.
Oh, it’s our fault for writing a clickbaity headline, is it? Wow. Wooooow. So at worst, you intend on breaking the law and putting the lives of both yourself and others in danger, and at best you have no control over your impulses and try to gaslight others into taking the blame for your actions.
You disgust us, frankly.
What’s that? You came here to click on the Patreon link? Well why didn’t you say so? Welcome, welcome. So nice of you to support us ahead of a brand new year. About time. Haha, just kidding. Hmm? You’re only giving us €3 a month? That’s totally fine – every little helps after all.
You’ve decided to give us €5? You’re too generous. It’s really not that much when you think about it. The price of a cauliflower, more or less.
You don’t like cauliflower? Have you tried dousing it in extra virgin olive oil and salt and roasting it whole? No? You’re missing out.
You’ll buy us one cauliflower a month seeing as we like them so much? No no, cold hard cash will do just fine, thanks. You were joking? Haha, oh you! You’re funny. Have you tried writing satire?
Anway thanks for stopping by. Oldibest, awguri and Happy New Year.
Don’t forget the cash.
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