Karl Stagno Navarra (no relation) has announced he will be performing oral sex on Joseph Muscat when the disgraced former prime minister appears as a special guest on his show Pjazza later this evening.
Muscat announced in parliament yesterday that he would be stepping down as an MP, 10 months after he was forced to resign as prime minister following mass protests.
“On behalf of all Labourites, tonight I will be getting down on my knees for one last time to give our beloved Joseph the vigorous send-off he deserves,” Stagno Navarra said in a video he posted this afternoon on the Pjazza Facebook page.
“After this video, I will be moisturising my lips in preparation, so that our glorious former leader can slide right into my little mouth and pump it full of his suldati tal-azzar, which I will swallow greedily in that hope that, following some divine biological miracle, I become pregnant and later give birth to a little Joseph.”
Stagno Navarra added that Muscat’s member would also be lubricated by the tears he will be crying over the former prime minister’s departure.
“I can only hope that at least one precious ginger pube gets stuck in my teeth, so I can cherish it forever as a keepsake.” Stagno Navarra said.
