Bis-Serjetà god-editor Karl Stennienibarra has confirmed he gets uncontrollably aroused every time someone leaves a comment under one of his posts on Facebook saying ‘In bad taste’.
The ‘in bad taste’ comment is commonly written by people who appear to be upset by Stennienibarra’s highly serious journalistic articles and images.
“I don’t know why they write that, or what tastes bad. What I do know is that whenever someone writes that phrase in the comments, I get uncontrollably aroused,” Stennienibarra added.
“So aroused, in fact, that I’ve been told the tremors caused by the resulting erection have been detected on the University of Malta’s seismograph. Whenever the geologists there spot unusual activity in Għarb, where BS headquarters are located, they know someone has commented on Bis-Serjetà with ‘In bad taste’.”
Stennienibarra added that the colossal protuberance and subsequent effluence have also been known to alter local weather patterns, and force flights to be redirected.
“While highly pleasurable, it’s also very inconvenient for all concerned. So please, for the sake of Gozo’s crop yields and the structural integrity of its buildings, please stop commenting ‘In bad taste.”
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