Karl Stennienibarra is sacrificing himself by watching X Factor Malta so you bastards don’t have to.
Starting right now, the Bis-Serjetà managing editor will be tuning into the talent show every Sunday, or at least until he can bear it no longer.
“I know a lot of Bis-Serjetà readers can’t bring themselves to watch the manufactured pile of manure that is X Factor, but secretly they want to know about all the circus freaks and out-of-tune foghorns that turn up to the auditions, and how spectacularly dull Ben Camille is being,” Stennienibarra said.
“So just like Jesus Christ, I will be sacrificing myself to save you all.”
Stennienibarra added that no thanks were necessary, but if on the off chance we ever started selling t-shirts and things in the near future, you should probably buy one out of a profound sense of gratitude.
As of writing and five minutes into the show, Stennienibarra has decided to sack off the whole idea because the show is just too terrible oh god oh god why am I doing this to myself?
