The followers of Konrad Mizzi have started to gather in front of the Ministry For Tourism, after they were ordered to kill themselves by the minister.
After posting on Facebook this morning thanking his supporters for their messages of encouragement following a call by Evarist Bartolo for him to resign, Mizzi went a step further in a later post, writing:
“Unfortunately, and despite all of your support, it seems like my opponents will not allow me to continue working hard to improve the lives of people in Malta.
“Luckily, there just so happens to be an alien spaceship hovering over Malta right now. I have communicated with the extraterrestrials on board, and they have agreed to take us to a far-away planet called Tanalkoll, where there are no Nationalists or pesky journalists who refuse to go away. They also don’t laugh at people who constantly switch between Maltese and English.
“However, for the aliens to teleport us onto their ship and take us away, we must leave our earthly forms behind and travel as purely spiritual beings. For this reason, my assistants at the ministry have concocted a special potion made from Kinnie, cyanide and bleach that will free you from your physical shackles.
“Join me, and together we can create a new world, far away from Simon Busuttil.”
Mizzi’s supporters appear to have taken up the call, with around 100 fans already queuing in front of the ministry on Republic Street in Valletta for their turn to drink the ‘potion’.
“I think Konrad has made the right decision here. PN are so bitter that they aren’t in power anymore that they’ll do anything to bring him down. Well, let’s see them try to stop him on Tanalkoll,” said Maria Galea, 42, from Siggiewi.
“Only a genius like Konrad could manage to communicate with aliens and secure a deal to move us all to a new planet. Tanalkoll here we come!” agreed Adrian Borg, 28, from Birgu.
“We’re behind Konrad every step of the way. I can’t wait for my turn to taste the magic potion,” said Sandra Mercieca, 35, from Mellieha.
“They hate him because they know he is the best. Now Malta is losing not just one of its best ministers, but many of its finest minds as we all head to Tanalkoll. Your loss,” added Dylan Azzopardi, 19, from Zejtun.
At the time of writing, Mizzi said he would be joining his followers at a later date, due to him needing to do some family planning before leaving.
