The Labour Party has told critics of PN leader Adrian Delia to leave their bitch boy alone.
Delia has once again come under intense pressure to resign, following recent dismal poll results and an internal party meeting yesterday in which the vast majority of PN MPs reportedly told him to step down.
“We order anyone who is criticising our bitch boy to stop immediately. He is ours to torment, and ours alone,” said Robert Abela while pulling on a chain attached to the neck of a gimp-suit-clad Delia.
“These attacks on our beloved bitch boy are nothing more than a coordinated, despicable effort by the Nationalist Party’s old guard to regain the power they lost when he was elected,” he added, before repeatedly screaming the word ‘Soho’ in Delia’s face.
Abela dismissed calls for Delia to resign as PN leader.
“I just inherited this pathetic slave from my predecessor and I’m not about to release him now. Isn’t that right, bitch boy?” he said, to which Delia nodded enthusiastically.
