The government has added Lidl’s honey-coated cashew and peanut mix to the list of hard drugs.
The Ministry for Health added the nut mix to the first schedule of Malta’s Dangerous Drugs Ordinance by legal notice. This means the nuts are now illegal to import and distribute.
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