Karl Stennienibarra
Local racist Clint Zahra has revealed he intends to vote for definitely-not-racist Norman Lowell at the European Parliament elections.
Lowell, a self-proclaimed unracist who just happens to believe that Jews control the world, that black people are inferior to whites, and whose party’s emblem looks a little bit like that of the SS, officially announced his candidature earlier today.
“Lowell was right. Malta, our Sacred Isle, is being invaded by Africans and this is the country’s biggest problem right now,” Zahra told Bis-Serjetà while refueling his car at the petrol station opposite Manoel Island in Gzira.
In a statement, Lowell’s party, Imperium Europa, said that if elected, it intended to form a coalition with other far right parties across the continent and bring about a new Europe, or ‘Nova Europa’.
“But not like a Reich or anything like that,” insisted Zahra.
In recent interviews, Lowell has elaborated on these plans. He believes in regionalism, where each region in Nova Europa will be free to do whatever it wants.
“Except let black people in, obviously,” said Zahra.
Asked if he thought Lowell stood any chance of being elected in May, Zahra said he couldn’t think of a single reason why Maltese people wouldn’t vote for a cartoon villain who regularly calls them ignorant and stupid.
