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Local racist has conflicted boner after Venezuelan wins Miss Universe Malta

Karl Stennienibarra

A local racist has a conflicted boner after a woman originally from Venezuela won the Miss Universe Malta beauty pageant.

Local racist Clint Zahra has had the boner since 23-year-old Teresa Ruglio, who moved to Malta three years ago, was crowned Miss Universe Malta on Friday night.

“I’m absolutely livid that a foreigner will be competing against the most beautiful women in the entire Universe. It should be a woman with pure Maltese blood, someone whose family hasn’t mixed with other races since the time of the temples,” Zahra told Bis-Serjetà.

“But then I keep thinking about how pretty she is and I can’t help getting aroused. Damn it, why is my dick so tolerant?”

At the time of writing, Zahra had just punched his erect penis in a fit of rage, after finding out that the next 007 would be a black woman.

Meanwhile, Michelle Muscat isn’t happy with Ruglio either…

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