The Malta Police Force has made a desperate appeal for men to stop sending them unsolicited dick pics on Facebook Messenger, less than 24 hours after launching the service.
“We thought Messenger would be a quick and easy way for people to get in touch with us when they have photos or videos of a crime being committed, but instead we’re being inundated with pictures of dicks. Seriously, y’all are a bunch of dirty bastards,” police force PR officer Isabelle Calleja said it a video released on Facebook.
Calleja added that sifting through thousands of photos of erect penises was a waste of police time. She mentioned how the first message the police received after making the announcement was by a man who wrote that he “needed to report a disturbance…in my pants,” before sending a dick pic.
“Unless your penis has committed a crime, which an unsolicited dick pic is, by the way, we don’t want to see it.
“I don’t even know what most of you are so proud of. Let’s just say we’ve received way more cocktail sausages than zliezet tal-Malti.”
Calleja concluded by saying that men who really must send a dick pic should make sure it’s lit properly and not taken from a weird angle.
