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Maltese bus passenger who bit Pakistani driver says he’s a zombie, not a racist

Karl Stennienibarra

The Maltese man who bit a bus driver in Rabat yesterday says he is not a racist, and instead blamed his actions on the fact he is a zombie.

The man, who also spat at and insulted the driver, claims he has been undead for the past two years.

“I’ve seen people online saying this was a racially motivated attack, but it’s actually because I died and was reanimated with an insatiable appetite for human flesh,” the man said.

“It just so happens my favourite kind of flesh is covered by dark skin.”

When it was pointed out to the man that he showed none of the typical symptoms of being a zombie, such as rotting skin and walking with a shambling gait, he said:

“This is the kind of stigma I have to deal with on a daily basis. Zombie-ism is a spectrum. We don’t all shuffle around going “Urrrrrghhhh”. Some of us yell, “Go back to your country!”

He added that the government needed to do more to raise awareness about his condition.

“But instead they’re too busy flooding the country with foreigners who get upset when I attack them.”

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