A Maltese child is demanding that authorities deport the monster he says lives under his bed.
Timmy Farrugia, 9, from Fgura, says the monster is preventing him from sleeping.
“After mummy tells me good night and turns the light off, that’s when the monster starts growling. It’s very scary,” Farrugia told Bis-Serjetà.
While admitting that had never seen the monster, or even looked under his bed during the night, Farrugia was adamant that he wanted it to leave.
“I’m afraid that one day it’s going to gobble me up, so I want the guberment [sic] to depart [sic] it and make it go away,” he added, while insisting that the underneath of his bed was “full up.”
Earlier today, opposition leader Adrian Delia visited Farrugia to discuss his concerns.
“If we don’t take action now, Malta will be ovverun with monsters, and children’s beds will become no-go zones. But if I remain as Opposition leader, I promise to personally vanquish the monsters and ensure a good night’s sleep for all,” he said.
Meanwhile, former government employee Neville Gafa accused unnamed NGOs of collaborating with the demon realm, summoning monsters during satanic rituals and sending them to live under children’s beds.
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