A Maltese conspiracy theorist is panicking after his kettle started emitting what he believes are chemtrails.
Kenneth Bezzina, 39, from Paola, said he had recently purchased the stovetop kettle from a leading home goods store.
“I got rid of my electric kettle after I realised that agents working for George Soros had broken into my home and planted a 5G microchip in an attempt to take control my mind. So I decided to go analogue,” Bezzina explained.
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