A Maltese man is planning an all-day wankathon, as his free week of Pornhub Premium comes to an end this evening.
The porn site is doing its bit to convince people to stay at home to reduce the spread of Covid-19 by offering free access to its premium content, but only for a week.
“I’ve already cancelled the subscription, because you always get charged automatically when these kinds of free trial are over. Being both Maltese and internet savvy, there’s no way I’m paying for premium porn. Instead, I’m planning to watch as much as I can before midnight,” said 22-year-old Alex Scicluna, from, Zurrieq, adding that he had created a timetable so he could pace himself.
“I’ve also taken a day off work. It was either that or crack one out during a conference call. I don’t think the rest of the office needs to see my cum-face.
“I just hope I don’t end up in hospital,” he said, before going to check on his stockpile of toilet paper.
