A Man who comments on all TVM articles about Russia’s invasion of Ukraine is en route to Kyiv to broker a peace agreement between the two countries.
Twanny Buhagiar, a retired electrician from Zabbar, told Bis-Serjetà he was confident he could bring an end to the conflict that has raged for the past 12 days.
“I’ve read all articles about the war on TVM, as well as Gwida, so I feel I’m very knowledgeable on the subject. I will now be sharing the insights I’ve been writing on Facebook with the chief negotiators of Ukraine and Russia,” Mr Buhagiar said from his flight to Kyiv.
According to Mr Buhagiar, the fault for the war lies mainly with NATO and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
“Imagine you’re a man who sees his ex from a few years ago flirting with another man, who isn’t even from your country. Wouldn’t you launch thermobaric missiles at her too?” he said.
“And what business does a joker like Zelensky have running a country? Whereas Putin… what a man! He’s like Joseph Muscat but with nukes.”
Hinting on what his stance will be as a negotiator, Mr Buhagiar said he would push for Ukrainian armed forces to lay down their arms, for the country to submit to Russian rule, for Zelensky to shoot himself, and for NATO to be scaled back to a small office in Washington DC.
“I believe this would be a fair outcome for all concerned,” he said.
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