A man who thinks teachers want to stay at home could greatly benefit from home schooling, it has emerged.
Raymond Aquilina, 45, from Qrendi, regularly leaves comments on news stories relating to teachers’ concerns about Covid-19, implying they are lazy and don’t want to go back to work.
However, an qualitative analysis of his Facebook comments found that Aquilina was suffering from a severe lack of education.
“Our study found that Mr Aquilina is deficient in several cognitive areas, particularly language, as he struggles to spell properly and construct coherent sentences in both Maltese and English,” said Professor Imona Jetski from the American University of Malta.
“His comments suggesting that teachers are being uncooperative just to spite the government, as well as unrelated comments about Daphne Caruana Galizia’s laptop and dogs, also suggest he could do with lessons in critical thinking, basic logic and empathy.”
All in all, Aquilina was found to possess the intelligence of a medium-sized cauliflower.
“Our study also found that his children are – to use a scientific term – obnoxious little shits, which means it isn’t suprising he doesn’t want them at home,” she added.
To remedy Aquilina’s catastrophic levels of stupidity, the study recommended that he undergo intensive home schooling.
“Given that his parents are most likely elderly and possibly as dumb as he is, he should find a private tutor, assuming they don’t all tell him to go fuck himself,” Prof Jetski said.
