The realm of Narnia, the kingdom of Wakanda and the planet Endor have been added to the government’s Covid-19 amber list.
This means that anyone travelling to Malta from these places will be required to present proof they have tested negative for Covid-19 taken within 72 hours of boarding a flight or stepping through an interdimensional doorway into the country.
While many assumed that countries such as Italy and the UK would be on the list, the government insists the three aforementioned places, as well as Bulgaria, Romania and parts of Spain, are of more concern.
“Narnia, for example, has seen a steep rise in cases after the White Witch ordered her army of monsters to stop wearing face masks. And while Endor has not been hit so badly, we believe it is impossible to practise social distance with Eworks because they’re so damn cuddly,” a spokesman for the Health Ministry told Bis-Serjetà.
The spokesperson added that if anyone coming from Wakanda tested positive for Covid-19, they would have to quarantine on board a ship out at sea.
“The reason for this is because our open centres are running at full capacity and there is just no room for them.”
When it was pointed out to the spokesman that Wakanda is one of the most technologically advanced places on earth, the spokesman said:
“Oh, we just thought because…you know what, never mind.”
