Have you ever found yourself sobbing uncontrollably because you thought we hadn’t published any articles on a given day, leaving you with a serious serious-news deficiency, only to realise that we had in fact published an article, but the Facebook algorithm (Praise Be Unto It) decided in its infinite wisdom not to show it to you?
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