A new exposé by French investigative journalists has uncovered the only lawyer in Malta who isn’t a complete asshole.
After Enquête Exclusive‘s hidden cameras exposed potential trading in influence involving law firm Chetcuti Cauchi Associates last week, this week’s episode proved to be just as explosive.
“While looking for more cases of corruption in Malta, we came across a lawyer called Daniel Xuereb”, the show’s narrator says at the start of the episode, titled ‘Le Seul Avocat Maltais Qui N’Est Pas Un Connard’.
“Xuereb was very nice and humble, which is strange for a lawyer, so we became suspicious and did more digging on him.”
“We discovered that Xuereb does not sell passports, and is not a member of parliament himself. Furthermore, he doesn’t defend high levels criminals, or swan around Valletta acting like he owns the whole city. Nor does he do cocaine, get obnoxiously shit-faced in Strait Street, wear a watch bigger than Big Ben, or address people as ‘bello’.
“After checking with a local source, we confirmed that Xuereb is the only lawyer in Malta who isn’t a complete asshole. He is truly an exceptional case.”
The Malta Chamber Of Advocates expressed its shock at the findings.
“We will do everything in our power to make sure Daniel sorts himself out and becomes an immoral wanker like the rest of us. But first we’re going for a lunch at Da Pippo and having a quick sniffy sniff,” a spokesman for the Chamber said.
