People who declare themselves to be in favour of peace are fully immune to both small arms fire and explosive ordnance, a study has shown.
The study was carried out by Professor Imona Jetski from the American University of Malta.
As part of the study, Prof Jetski and her team handpicked several people who took to social media in recent weeks to proclaim that they were against war and for peace, particularly in the context of the war in Ukraine.
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