The executive committee of the Nationalist Party has unanimously decided to carry on being in turmoil forever.
Following a three-hour meeting at Dar Centrali this afternoon, both the pro and anti-Adrian Delia factions agreed to never put their differences aside and remain indefinitely divided and rudderless.
“After considering the possibility of reconciling, uniting the party, and carrying out much-needed reform with the aim of becoming electable again, we quickly discarded those options because we all hate each other’s guts,” party leader Adrian Delia told journalists after the meeting.
“Being in perpetual crisis does have its benefits. It means we’ll never have to take a stand on anything, or come up with any concrete policies, or kid ourselves into thinking we stand any chance of defeating Labour,” said former leader Simon Busuttil.
“At least we finally agree on something!” exclaimed Delia.
Delia pointed to a recent report that showed that a third of PN MPs depend on the government for a living, while others are in the pockets of the private sector, or rake in money from such government schemes as the selling of passports.
“I don’t see any reason why we should disrupt such a good arrangement. Roll on one-party state,” Delia said.
