A so-called pro-life man is wondering what sort of death to threaten a pro-choice activist with.
Vincent Psaila, 42, from Paola, is currently in the process of writing out a death threat that he will send to an unnamed pro-choice activist later today.
“At first I thought of writing that I was going to burn her like a witch, but that’s a bit cliche now,” said Psaila, who believes that life is sacred and must be protected from the moment of conception.
“You have to be creative and graphic otherwise these baby-murdering whores won’t take you seriously. Maybe drowning? No – not painful enough. Ooh, beheading! No, too instant, and in any case that’s something Muslims do,” he added, before also considering and discarding shooting, poisoning, electrocution and flaying.
After skimming through a Wikipedia article on medieval execution methods, Psaila finally decided on threatening to kill the activist by impaling her.
“Hopefully the thought of being slowly penetrated with a wooden stake will convince her to stop advocating for the murder of innocents and instead walk on the path of love that we pro-lifers follow. And also to keep her legs shut.”
At the time of writing, Psaila was contemplating whether to threaten to rape the activist before torturing and murdering her.
