Question 1: A foreigner shares a video of Maltese people doing something illegal and damaging to the environment. Do you:
A) Praise the foreigner for their civic pride and condemn the perpetrators of said illegality.
B) Tell them to mind their own business because they don’t understand Maltese culture.
Question 2: If, hypothetically, you answered Question 1 with Option B, and people called you out for being an idiot, would you:
A) Recognise the error of your ways, apologise and promise to be better next time.
B) Carry on digging your hole by calling the foreigner stupid, and once again accuse them of meddling in Maltese affairs beyond their comprehension.
Question 3: If, once again hypothetically, you answered both the above questions with option B, and it was now very evident you were being a bit of a moron to say the least, would you:
Option A: Finally realise you’re in the wrong, do what you should have done one question ago and admit you done fucked up. Better late than never.
Option B: Run away to your own followers and write a whiny post – in Maltese so the foreigners can’t understand you – about how the latter are in charge of Malta now.
RESULTS
2/3 Answer A:
Congratulations! You are a true Maltese patriot – someone who truly loves their country without feeling the need to be xenophobic and an apologist for law breaking as long as the culprits are Maltese.
2/3 Answer B:
Oh dear – you are an asshat, and possibly the mayor of a small fishing village in the south east of Malta.
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