Gordon-John Manché has claimed that Pope Francis is gay and possessed by demons.
The River of Love pastor made the claim after the pontiff announced that Catholic priests now have “unconditional approval” to bless gay couples.
“There’s only one possible explanation for Francis’s latest bizarre, blasphemous decision, which is that he is secretly homosexual and wishes for there to be more gays in the Church for him to fornicate with,” Manché told Bis-Serjetà.
“It’s so obvious, isn’t it? His mannerisms, his effeminate way of speaking, his close “friendship” with the late Pope Benedict. I can’t be the only one who sees it. I find the hypocrisy shocking, frankly. At least admit what you are,” he added.
The pastor explained how the Pope might have come to be possessed.
“As I explained in my sermon a few months ago, anal sex is one of the ways by which demons can enter the body. My theory is that he met an attractive boy who asked him to pray for him. But the boy was actually a servant of Satan in disguise who seduced the poor man and converted him to wickedness. It’s the oldest trick in the book, not that I would know anything about it, of course.”
Manché said he was in the process of organising a crusade to march on Vatican City and overthrow the Pope.
“Thanks to all the money I collect from my followers, I have quite the war chest to work with. I’ve put in an order for a platoon of tanks, and we already have the anti-aircraft cannons we got to deal with Matt Bonanno. The army of Christ will be victorious!”
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