A horrible deadly virus has insisted that its host must expose itself to more of the virus in order to get better.
The virus, which is spreading through the victims’s body at an alarming rate, released a statement on Facebook after the host began to seek medical attention when her condition took a turn for the worse in recent months.
“Listen, I know this might sound crazy, but if you want to be cured, you need to ignore everyone who’s trying to help you and continue to breathe me in deeply,” the virus said.
“I promise that I have your best interests at heart, even though it feels like you’re slowly dying. You may start coughing up blood and your limbs may fall off, but remember that you have no reason to question my intentions.”
The virus added that the host should think of herself as a regular person who is turning into a superhero.
“When Spiderman first got bitten by the radioactive spider he felt unwell and feinted. But then when he woke up he found he could do all this incredible stuff like shoot webs and stick to walls.
“This is exactly like that, and not at all like Hiroshima or Chernobyl. If anything you should feel excited, not worried.”
